Monday 25 May 2009

CHECK IT FLIPSTERS.

Yesterday I was bored so I went to a "swop it" basement party where I managed to gain this...
I was doing Air Max-Extreme tricks all over the place.
It's best if you do them over a cat, but if you can't find a cat you can use a bucket or similar. Also, if there are people watching add some sick by skidding out at the end, near a wall or tree!
Y'know for ultimate rad coolness.  

This left me wanting my very own skateboard so I could get sick wicked trix n flips all over the beach!
Other than that I might just do up the BMX my landlord gave me to this standard.
Hmmmmmmmmmm gold.I've wanted a gold BMX since forever.
Mines a sick max Reliance Boomerang and I'll do heaps of maximum extreme tricks on it.
Having a BMX like this will make me instantly become a member of every gang or club invented, because I'll be awesome and all the ladies will do this!

PS. They're pissing.

Anywho back to the party
I J'kwon'd too much on this.
Met some guy called Fritzl and played games with him like this....


I had ace times.
and remember: When in doubt, do a Flipout.
x

Monday 18 May 2009

FUCK NO.

There is no way I'm going back to Blockbuster until some gaylord who works there gets fired!

It took us 1 hour choosing the film by NOT cheating and picking twice consecutively using Amys numeral technique it was obviously 'Alphadog' fated to our viewing pleasure.

I need to set up an account because Amy is registered to a different Blockbuster up in the brilliant north, where they seem to have no problems sharing their Blockbuster clientele,
But No some prick working there spent THREE minutes looking for a clock then said...
"No, you can't set up the account because it 9:32 and accounts need to be done by 9:30"

I swear he's a dick that should spend more time setting up accounts rather than wasting time looking for clocks that sends me over the allotted "account setting up time".

I'm getting Amy to write a letter to Blockbusters head office, just like the time an angry asian woman threw a bag at us in the Co-op, we set a letter to there head office and the asian has never been seen again.
Prick from Blockbuster watch out, this is not something I run away from like a hotel room or a crying baby, your job is mine!

Anywho today I spent lovely times playing on Brighton pier shooting terrorists, watching funerals and beating Amy on another new game. It was intense.

Sunday 17 May 2009

FESTIVALS ARE FUN.

But not going to them are even better.

Work had paid for my ticket anyway, so I could go and find the next top model.
Instead we got pissed and learnt new languages.

We did try and be Metronomy groupies, but we got stabbed in the queue and never went in.
So we got drunk some more.

Oh and I got through a whole stick of YELP! 
I love that stuff.


This morning so far its Sunday 17th may 13:11 and I've...
  • Woke up
  • Played with a cat


Thats my day done.

Peace.
x

Sunday 10 May 2009

A CAT TANK.

Is not only a great gift for your cat.
But an excellent gift for yourself!
So far we've conquered the living room, I now own it.


But cat tanks are not the only bit of fun I've had this week.
No, The 34A crew wanted to partay.
The night started in the Pav Tav and we was looking fineeee!

So good infact we decided to challenge everyone to a public game of spin the bottle!

I won.

But then everyone started to get gay, without any bottles?
So me and the ballin' boys decided to go 'Club Revenge'.
It was peaces first time, but for everyone else it was regular friday night drag queen fun.
You can tell he enjoyed himself and seemed to know everyone in there for some reason?
I wrestled everyone that night and ended up with aids, So I got the tag!!!

Symptoms are constantly having the song "I Just Want To Fucking Dance" stuck in my head. Always.
But I guess its better than having diabetes!

HA!
x

Wednesday 6 May 2009

LAUNDRETTES.

Are sooooo much fun!

After 3 months of not having a washer our dirty clothes pile had got redick!
plus our friends wouldn't hang out with us smelly skank bitchs, untill we washed.

So we decided to get our dark wash on and headed to the laundrette!

No laundrette visit is complete without a complimentry 'band' photo.


Tori got overly excited and got all pop video on us. 

Whereas Amy was being a diva and didn't want to be photographed that day. 
So she phoned Mike.


Now I have clean clothes and able to socialise again.
So who's out tnite?

Tuesday 5 May 2009

TELL ME.

How I'm supposed to breathe with no air?
...
Or keep up with a blog if I'm too busy having a life?

The delay to the blog has been down to me protesting in Brighton city streets about closing down Arms factories!
..No just kidding, I don't care about that "Krazy" shit, plus I kinda like guns.
The real reason is because I've mainly been drunk and unable to type.

I'm only really doing this for my mum, she's argues that I don't keep in contact enough.
So I'm tryna keep her happy.

So "Hi, mum!" if you're reading.

Welcome to my new censored blog.

Highlights of the week are ...

ALL YOU CAN EAT!

Me and "The Gang" went for a Celebratory food fest at the new all you can eat restaurant 'Days'.
I decided that i wasn't going to eat all day in preparation, I went with intent to bankrupt them.

WOW... Now  I'm a guy who loves all you can eats but this one is AMAZING!!
The decor is the same as a Las Vegas casino, it even has a waterfall in the foyer.


I was overly wow'd by the mega decor, but I hit the floor when I saw the food available.
It was all arranged in eating sections to help us maximize my eating potential.
There was...

Starters,
Currys,
Noodles,
Mains,
Sushi,
Salads,
Kebabs,
Make your own,
Dipping Sticks,
Dumplings 
Chiefs specials and
Puddings,
Puddings,
Puddings,
Extra Puddings.

No lies bout the puddings, It did end up being the best but there is no need for that many puddings.
I lasted for 5 plates, I know weak right. I couldn't help it. All the none eating through out the day made my stomach shrink or turn against and rebel! I did eat till i wanted to throw up and seeing as it was my first time I still set a personal best.
I even left with a pocket full of Haribo and mint imperials to snack on later. 

HA! In your face 'Days'.


This week I also had a really Sad/Rad night out. 

ALEX SAYS BYE.
It was sad because one of my best friends was leaving Brighton. But,
It was rad because ALL my favourite friends was out!

The night started straight after work, where i was forced into doing shots before seven - Cunts.
Then went to 'Full Moon' the busiest bar in Brighton, with no happy hour - Cunts.
Then we had to walk all the way to Riki Tiks for more cocktails - Cunts.
We lost Alex and others - Cunts.
Then we had to walk even more, ALL the way to concord 2 for playgroup, it was really far and I was made to walk it all - Cunts.
Then Mary left after 10 minutes because she was bored. Leaving me with Jorunn - Cunts.
Then I had a drama with a boy - Cunts.
Then I walked around the whole of brighton AGAIN in order to find Alex but we couldn't - Cunts.
SO then me and Jorunn decided to leave alex an answer phone message singing 'happy birthday' even thou it wasn't even her birthday - Cunts.

Anywho the blog is starting to sound a little depressing with all the 'cunnys' but it was a good night. 
I spent the whole time with my super best growler friend Jorunn. And at one point I fell over onto her tittayyes!! 
Oh I love Jorunn. She doesn't like having her whole face in photos?

Also i spoke to 'Leeds'. And made lots of new friends which i chatted to loads covering certain topics like. 
Soul patches,
Mouth fisting,
Jelly dates and
Frog faces.

And the drama i had only gave me the bestest, most romanticest night on the beach the following evening.
We sat, Chatted, Sorted out our problems and watched fireworks.
It couldn't of gone better. It was so much like a Laguna Beach/Hills type season finale. 
Which only goes to show my life should be filmed.
You'ld all watch, It's not like you have anything better to do. It'll be like reading this.
Cunts.

Haha.

Kidding. Love you lots.

Hope you're loving life as much as me.